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Posted by Biggus on May 1, 2009 - 14:09
from the ABC set HEALTH MATTERS

I don’t think I have swine flu
As I haven’t been to Mexico
But I don’t feel well at all
I feel like crap if you must know
I thought of the NHS for advice
On the flu and perhaps its tackling
So I phoned the swine flu hotline
But all I got was crackling

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Comments

alp | May 3, 2009 - 17:47

Try ringing again if your symptoms worsen,
And hope you don’t get a pig-headed person!
;-)

Biggus | May 6, 2009 - 07:28

Thanks for the advice