FIRST IMPRESSIONS

You never get a second chance
To make a first impression I say
Well there's a bloke at work
I've disliked from his first day
Firstly he has the type of face
You would never tire of slapping
And if he was to drop down dead
I would stand there clapping
Repeatedly slapping his silly face
Is simply my one and only desire
And I wouldn't even piss on him
If I was to find he was on fire