A flasher stepped out from the shadows
In front of an unsuspecting old lady
Who just looked pityingly at him and his offering
For no more than a minute or two maybe
She mentally took in his description
200 lbs and about 6ft but no taller
Then he said: "You know what this is don't you?"
She replied "it looks like a penis, only smaller!"

Comments
Denzella | February 2, 2012 - 16:49
Hello Biggus,
It was the memory of this poem which told me your mood changed from that Senior Moment!
A laugh out loud moment! Thanks
Biggus | February 2, 2012 - 19:10
Cheers Denzella