DEPARTMENTAL MAN
I liken men to Department Stores
Hear me out before you scoff
Men are like Department Stores
As their clothes are always half off
HIS NAME IS BOND
Men are like Government Bonds
That’s for sure
Because it take a life time
Before they mature
MAKE UP MAN
Men are like Mascara
That’s my notion
Because they usually run
At the first sign of emotion
SNOWMEN
Men are like the Snowstorms
That hit in winter
Hard and fast
You never know when they're coming
How many inches you'll get
Or how long it will last
MALE BAGS
Ziploc bags are male
Certain of that I certainly am
Because they hold everything in,
But you can see right through them.
MISS XEROX
Photo Copiers are Female,
Definitely I can tell you plain
Because once turned off
It takes time to warm them up again.
They are an effective reproductive device
If the right buttons are pushed
But can play merry hell
If the wrong buttons are pushed
SPONGESS
Sponges are Female,
Because they are soft,
Very squeezable
And retain water quite oft
GENDER.COM
Web Pages are Female,
This you can rely on
They are female because
They’re always getting hit on
TRAIN MAN
Railways are Masculine
You can shout that from the steeple
Because they use the same old lines
To pick up people
AN HOUR GLASS FIGURE
An Hourglass is Female
And I know it’s unfair and rotten
But it’s female because over time
The weight shifts to the bottom
HAMMERED
A Hammer is Male
Because since its invention day
It hasn't changed one iota
Buts it's handy to have around anyway
MICHELIN MAN
Tyre’s are masculine
Because they go bald
Are awkward to change
And are often over-inflated
MAN A BALLOON
A hot air balloon is male,
Because, to get it to go anywhere
You have to light a fire under it,
And of course it’s full of hot air.
