GLORY OF THE DAWN


from the ABC set No Sex Please We're British

Oh to awake at dawn
Awaking with the horn
To sport a morning glory
Was highly satisfactory
A magnificent early riser
With which to surprise her
But alas that was in my youth
And to tell the honest truth
Now my poor dormant muscle
Can barely raise a chuckle

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Comments

skinner_jennifer | September 23, 2010 - 09:17

Another funny one, I really love your funny poems,
they make me smile.
Jenny.

Biggus | September 23, 2010 - 09:28

Thanks Jenny thats great to hear

Nolan | September 23, 2010 - 15:45

At least now you can hit the water.

Biggus | September 23, 2010 - 15:47

Sorry Nolan I dont understand.

Nolan | September 23, 2010 - 15:52

The bath works the best. Helps if you can do some acrobatics - like Yoga or something. The shower even better.

Biggus | September 23, 2010 - 15:56

That helps alot

Nolan | September 23, 2010 - 15:57

Does