GOOD AFTERBULE CONSTERNOON

You were stopped late one Saturday night
Because of a defective breaking light
Through the window "good morning ocifer”
To the constable you just manage to slur
With a shake of his head and a finger wag
"Step out of the car sir and blow into the bag”
"Three times over the limit positive that's plain”
"I'm sorry ocifer pleesh allow me to exshplain
I couldn't call a Taxi coz it was dickipult to talk
So I had to drive coz I was too drunk to walk”