A GRAVY TRAIN PRODUCTION


from the ABC set THE FAMOUS AND THE INFAMOUS

In order to keep supping
From the gravy train
The hangers on have boarded
The chav express again

Moving the Goody show
To the stage from satellite
So they can still cash in
And keep her in the spotlight

As if this crazy world
Wasn’t already farcical
Now we have to suffer
Jade the fucking musical

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Comments

chuck | April 24, 2009 - 13:05

You're just a grumpy old man Biggus. :)

Biggus | April 24, 2009 - 14:35

Yes I am

chuck | April 24, 2009 - 14:49

Totally unrepentant too!

Biggus | April 24, 2009 - 15:27

Well all my life I have aspired to be a grumpy old man and now that I am I rejoice in it.

I am looking forward to the next stage which is Cantankerous.

chuck | April 24, 2009 - 15:42

Good for you. I'm still stuck on Cynical.

Biggus | April 25, 2009 - 10:51

Cynical is a great place to start

chuck | April 25, 2009 - 15:10

Yes. I actually started with Sarcastic. Dabbled in Supercilious for a while too. Cynical was easy after that. Can't decide whether to go for Curmudgeon or not.

Biggus | May 6, 2009 - 07:31

Ah yes I have fond memories of being a Curmudgeon