HEALTH AND WELFARE 2


from the ABC set HEALTH MATTERS

MODERN MALAISE

Do you fell run down?
Tired and irritable?
Well I do so sod off
Because I’m unstable

WHATS UP DOC

A medical Journal, said apparently
That nine out of ten doctors agree
That one out of ten of them actually
Is without a doubt, an idiot you see

SANITY QUESTION

People began to question
Your sanity on the day
When you start agreeing
With what dead people say

SANITY CONVERSING

People doubt your sanity
They won’t take any chances
When you have meaningful
Conversations with appliances

IF YOU DO NOTHING ELSE

I will offer you this wise piece of advice
It’s a simple fact of life that never fails
It’s this “if you like to scratch your bum”
“You should never bite your finger nails”

FAMILY PLANNING

One day a man asked his doctor at his surgery
"I was thinking about getting a vasectomy."
"Have you discussed it with your family?"
"Yes and they're in favour fifteen to three."

WHATS UP DOC?

Tell me why
Does your gynecologist
Leave the room
When you get undressed?

MAN SIZE PROBLEMS

My son’s psychologist
Told me today that he has issues
“Oh I know that” I said
“That’s why I give him the tissues”

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