WARNING TO DRINKERS # 1
New health warnings should be
On bottles and tins for us to see
Warnings clearly on display
That the consumption of alcohol may
Make you think, like as not
That you are whispering when you are not
WARNING TO DRINKERS # 2
New health warnings should be
On bottles and tins for us to see
Warnings clearly on display
That the consumption of alcohol may
When you don’t know how many you’ve had
Lead to you dance like your Dad
WARNING TO DRINKERS # 3
New health warnings should be
On bottles and tins for us to see
Warnings clearly on display
That the consumption of alcohol may
Cause you to tell your friends again
And again that you love them
WARNING TO DRINKERS # 4
New health warnings should be
On bottles and tins for us to see
Warnings clearly on display
That the consumption of alcohol may
Lead to behaviour quite amusing
And cause you to think that you can sing
WARNING TO DRINKERS # 5
New health warnings should be
On bottles and tins for us to see
Warnings clearly on display
That the consumption of alcohol may
Cause the dedicated revellers
To believe that their ex-lovers
Want you to telephone them
Even though its 4 am
