HELENA OF JOY


from the ABC set THE FAMOUS AND THE INFAMOUS

I have to say that Helena Bonham Carter has always rung my bell if you understand my meaning.
I first saw the beautiful young woman with the large dark eyes in her early appearances in "A Room With A View" and "Lady Jane Grey" and I have followed her career through her classical rolls to an outing with Woody Allen with great interest.
Even when she was in "The Theory Of Flight" and she played a dying woman, wheelchair bound with motor neuron disease, she still did it for me oh yes indeed.
When she was cast in "Planet Of The Apes" I was at first very excited and then a little disappointed when I discovered she was going to be playing princess Ari, an ape, and would therefore be completely hidden.
Well I needn't have worried she was wonderful no amount of makeup could ever disguise her exceptional eyes and her movement was truly very provocative.
However I have now decided that perhaps my interest in her is becoming a little too focused although I don't want you getting the wrong idea I'm not a stalker or anything of that nature but I am getting a little worried now by the effect she's having on me.
For example on a recent trip to London zoo with my family I found myself getting unnaturally aroused when we entered the primate house.
Enough said I think.

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