I don’t want to wish you
A happy holiday
No that I will not say
I’m not going to wish you
A happy yuletide
No that I will not abide
I’m not going to wish you
A happy festive period,
No and the reasons are myriad
I’m not going to wish you
A happy winter festival
No, that isn’t suitable
I’m going to wish to you
A very happy Christmas
So have a very Happy Christmas
