Yes I really gave up smoking over a year ago
To do it I borrowed a book from a man I know
It consisted of a mixture of positive thinking
Psychobabble and even confidence reinforcing
Even though I’ve managed to kick the habit
I still miss it every day if just a little bit
The only thing that has kept me off them
Has been the thought of revenge against him
Him is in fact the author of that awful book
I never even met him nor did I even get a look
But what can I do now to keep off the weed
When I’ve just heard he’s dropped down deed
