Shopping on the Internet
Is very good indeed
Delivered to your home
If that is what you need
Plain paper packages
Arriving at your door
Discretion always guaranteed
Of that you can be sure
Devices and appliances
And leather goods as well
Hoods and whips and manacles
Whatever rings your bell
Theirs a degree of anonymity
With this way to shop
Which is all-important
When you're a senior Bishop
