IT'S THE DOGS¦. AGAIN


from the ABC set THE ANIMALS WENT IN TWO BY TWO

A man and his dog walk into the pub
Each night to drink with the locals
As the man has a drink, the mans dog
Lies down and then licks his genitals
An offended customer, disgusted asks
"Why does your dog do that man?"
Then owner answers without hesitation
"That's easy he does it because he can"

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