JUST ABOUT MEN


from the ABC set MEN AND MOTORS

KIDNEYS

Kidneys are obviously females I’d say
And the simple reason is this way
Because, and this is a trait of theirs
They always go to the loo in pairs

THE WAY TO A MANS HEART

The quickest way to a man's heart
Isn’t through his stomach for a start
Those old wives tales are not facts
Go through his chest, with a big axe.

ON THE COUCH

Why is it that psychoanalysis for men
Is so much quicker than it is for women?
When it's time to go back to childhood, then
He’s already there way back when

LETS FACE IT

Why don't men fake an orgasm?
Well the answers is quite obvious
Because no man would ever pull
A stupid face like that on purpose

ON THE OTHER FOOT

Now a shoe is without any doubt male
The reason for this I will now detail
Men are usually unpolished like a shoe
And With their tongues hanging out too

GENDER BENDER

A Swiss army knife is very much like a man
While appearing to be very useful as they can
For the help with varied tasks they can bring
They spend most of their time bottle opening

IF I HAD A HAMMER

A hammer is without a doubt male
The reason for this I will now detail
It hasn't evolved much it appears
Over the last five thousand years
Though despite all this I have found
It can still handy to have around

GENDER BLENDER

You need someone
Of masculine gender
Just like you need
An electric blender
You need one but why?
You can’t remember

UNDERGROUND MAN

The Underground is a masculine phrase
And has always been since olden days
After many years it’s using for example
The same old lines for picking up people

MICHELIN MAN

Tyre is masculine related
Because it goes bald pated
And often is over-inflated

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