THE LATEST FAD

Posted by Biggus on March 18, 2011 - 11:14
from the ABC set TALES OF FOOD AND DRINK

I’ve been on every diet known to man
Atkins, Lemonade, Cabbage and f-plan
And I’ve never lost a thing worthy of mention
But I try every new one, full of good intention
Now I'm on the Whisky diet, which I’m taking steady
And do you know I've lost three days already.