# 1
Newton’s law states that
To every human action
The universe has an equal
And opposite reaction
# 2
According to Murphy’s law
If anything can go ill
Horribly wrong or awry
It almost certainly will
# 3
Murphy the elder
Thought in his day
Things which can’t
Fail, will anyway
# 4
The Axiom of Cahn
States without questions
When all else fails
Read the bloody instructions
# 5
According to Chisholm’s law
Anytime that things appear
To be going well, you have
Overlooked something dear
# 6
It always takes longer
Than you expected
Even when Murphys
Has been accounted
