DON THE BRIEF
If you listen I will tell you exactly what you get
Let me tell you slowly so that you wont forget
If you were to cross the Godfather with a legal man
You would get an offer that you can't understand
DEAD BRIEF
Where is the best place to find a solicitor?
Is it on the internet, the classified ads or
In yellow pages, written on a toilet door
No the best place is in a cemetery to be sure
A HEAVENLY SUMMONS
God had decided to take the devil to court
To settle their differences or so he thought
Satan laughed and said “God your so dumb”
"Where do you think Lawyers come from?"
WHERE DO BABIES COME FROM?
"Can you get pregnant from anal intercourse?"
A woman asks her doctor in anxious discourse
"Certainly" replied the doctor with remorse
“After all that’s how we get Lawyers of course”
BRIEFS BY THE BUSLOAD
A busload of Lawyer’s went off a cliff
Some might say that that’s a shame
But it seems there was an empty seat
And I would call that a crying shame
A BRIEF PROCESS
Have you ever used a word processor?
That once belonged to a law professor
No matter what font you might select
And Even if you were to double check
The end result will still make you squint
For it will all come out in small print
