LEGAL EAGLES 2


from the ABC set THE PROFESSIONALS

VERY TART

A Lawyer is nothing like a Whore
And that’s certainly has been said
Because any ordinary Prostitute
Stops screwing you when your dead

A BRIEF RUN DOWN

What you should do if not sure
If ever you run over a Solicitor
Firstly back over him to be sure
Look around to see if anyone saw
And thirdly as it is a very big deal
Put another notch on the steering wheel

A PAIL TALE

Now the difference you will find to fit
Between a Lawyer and a bucket of shit
Is only as a matter of fact the Bucket

JUMPING BRIEF

A trampoline is quite unlike a Lawyer
And that’s certainly always been
Because you would take your shoes off
Before jumping on a trampoline

HOSTILE WITNESS

"You appear to have more than
Average intelligence for a man
Of your background and career”
The Lawyer spoke with a sneer
To the poor witness on the stand
Who was unhappy you understand
"If I wasn’t under oath,” said the gent
“I’d certainly return the compliment"

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