DRACULA,DRACULA,NOSFERATU AND VLAD
A lawyer is not unlike a Vampire
Though that’s not exactly right
For any self respecting Vampire
Will only suck blood at night
DOG OR CUR
If you find a dead lawyer in the road
With a dead dog
You will find skid marks leading
Towards the dog
LEGAL ARGUMENT’S
You must argue the facts when the law is against you
You must argue the law when the facts are against you
Call the other lawyer names when both are against you
A FISHY BRIEF
Now the difference you will find
Between a Solicitor and a catfish
Is one's a scum-sucking scavenger
While the other’s just a type of fish
FERTILE OR STERILE
Solicitors don’t use condoms
Nor pills or have vasectomies
The contraceptives they employ
Are their irritating personalities
WHATS GOOD FOR THE GOOSE
What is it that a Goose can do?
But what a Duck is unable to
And a Lawyer really should do?
The answer without further ado
Is stick his bill up his - ooooh!
A BRIEF ENCOUNTER
A Lawyer is nothing like a Gigolo
And that’s certainly not a crime
Because any ordinary Gigolo will
Only screw one person at a time
