LIFES A BEACH

A man with neither arms nor legs
Sat on a blanket on the sand
Three women were walking past
And felt very sorry for the man.
The first woman asked
"Have you ever had a hug?"
The man replied "No,"
So before walking on she gave him a hug.
The second woman enquired
"Have you ever had a kiss?"
The man replied "No,"
So before walking on she gave him a kiss.
The third woman whispered in his ear
"Have you ever been fucked?"
The man looked amazed and said "No"
"You will be when the tide comes in, good luck”