LOOK AT THE CHEST ON THAT

In life we’re all looking for someone attractive
However we find looks can be very deceptive
When you eventually spot a prospective mate
Well made with a great figure you highly rate
Provocatively dressed with toe nails painted
You take her home so as to get more acquainted
As if a magician has suddenly said abracadabra
When you get her vest off followed by her bra
You’re both standing naked and everything sags
Her breasts now look like roof tiler’s nail bags