LOST PROPERTY INQUIRY


from the ABC set MORE A WAY OF LIFE

“Good morning,
Is that lost property?
I have misplaced some articles
Could you possibly help me?

The last time I had them?
Was on a train to Waterloo
Traveling from Rowland’s Castle
I think it was the 9.22

The items are of particular import,
The first item was my heart,
Which has been returned,
In a state of disrepair, but it’s a start

Other articles include, my dignity,
My self respect, have you seen them at all?
What about my back bone
Or perhaps you have found my balls”

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Comments

oldpesky | May 7, 2011 - 09:18

That's public transport for you

Highhat | May 7, 2011 - 11:41

This would be even better if you had left out the last line. It was cute until then
;)Pia

Biggus | May 7, 2011 - 13:11

Indeed Pesky

Biggus | May 7, 2011 - 13:12

OK sorry Pia