DOES SHE?
Its twelve years ago since she said I do
Which at the time surprised me to be true
Because I didn’t think she did, did you?
INSTITUTION OF MARRIAGE
If marriage is an institution
And love is blind as they say
Then marriage must be an
Institution for the blind per-se
HAPPY MARRIAGE
Once there was a man who said
"I never knew what happiness was
Until the time that I took a wife
But it was too late by then of course!“
MARRIAGE RELATIONS
Marriage is more than just a fashion
And marriage is not the end of passion
But what might put it into perspective
Suddenly you're in bed with a relative
THE PERFECT WIFE
Every man wants a wife, who is beautiful,
Understanding and economical,
A good cook, funny and also sensual
but you can only have one matrimonial
THE SCIENCE OF MARRIAGE
Marriage and love
Are purely a matter of chemistry
which is why a wife
Treats a man like toxic waste you see
HEAVENLY MARRIAGE
Marriages are made in heaven
The women tell the men
But whets really frightening
Is, so are thunder and lightning
PILLOW TALK
If you want your wife to listen
And to pay strict attention
To every single word you speak
Then start talking in your sleep
MARRIAGE OBSERVATION
When a man opens the car door
For his wife,
You can be sure of one thing
In this life
Either it’s a new car
Or a new wife
THE ONE MARRIAGE
Marriage is when
A man and woman become as one
The trouble is
It’s not until the deed is done
And trouble starts
Trying to decide which one
