THAT LOOK OF LOVE
Have you ever noticed?
That look that women get
You know the one I mean
When they want to do IT
When they have that
I want sex look in their eye
Have you ever noticed?
No neither have I
INTERNAL QUERY
Tell me ladies please tell me this
It’s a question that’s left me stressed
Why does the gynecologist
Leave the room while you get undressed?
TROUBLE AND STRIFE
I've often wanted to drown my troubles
Loose them in the foaming bubbles
But alas my chances are dimming
As I can't get my wife to go swimming
THE X FACTOR
You were caught by your ex girlfriend
Chatting up her best friend
But the reason she’s your ex girlfriend
Is you factor best friend
MARRIAGE VIEWS
Men will say of matrimony
“Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free”
While women say of marriage
“Why buy the whole pig just to get a little sausage”
LOVE
When undie’s pass the knees
And hands go into shirts
Breath comes in short pants
And love comes in spurts
LOVE EQUATION
There is a simple equation
That has confused a few
Where the amount of love
Someone feels for you
Is inversely proportional
To how much that you
Love them, and I think
You’ll agree that is so true
GIRL TIME
A girls Availability is Linked
To time, which is a teaser
Because the minute you get interested
She goes off with another geezer
