MANLY COMPUTERS


from the ABC set MEN AND MOTORS

Some reasons to believe computers exude maleness
Firstly they have a lot of data, but remain clueless
They are supposed to solve all of your problems
But most of the time they are the main problems
As soon as you commit to one, to your great surprise
Had you waited you’d have got a better one you realize
You have to turn them on to get their attention, right?
And power surges knock them out for the rest of the night

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