SEXUAL POLITICS # 3
The qualities a woman sees in a man
That most attracts her
Are usually the same ones she can't stand
A few years later
TIMES THEY ARE A CHANGING
By the time my good lady
Learned to understand me
I'm afraid I have to admit
She stopped listening to me
FIDDLE FINGERS
My wife is of the opinion
Anything in her dominion
Can be made to work efficiently
If you fiddle with it sufficiently
SEXUAL POLITICS # 2
Never go to bed angry
With your wife at night
Never go to bed angry
Just stay up and fight
FIGHT NIGHT
A man who with his wife
All day will fight
Will undoubtedly get
No piece at night
TIME TO WED
Love is one long sweet
Period of dreaming
And marriage
Is the alarm clock ringing
CERTIFICATION
Not a marriage certificate
But an alternate
The name for it
Should be work permit
ETERNAL WEDLOCK
Marriage is not just a having
A wife, however
But also the worries inherited
Forever and ever
