MEN AND MOTOR'S

My boss has either been struck down by a mid life crisis or the male menopause.
He has just bought himself a Porsche or as we prefer to regard it as his "MenoPorsche.
There can be few things in this life more ridiculous than a middle-aged man in a sports car.
Men don't even like sports cars after all they are so impractical.
Men like Trucks, Vans and Landover's.
Women on the other hand love sports cars, which is the reason that middle aged men like to drive them a the vain attempt to attract women.
He will soon come to his senses and buy a pick up because he won't pick up anything in his Porsche.