ONE MANS FISH
One mans fowl
Is another mans fish
A skinny girl that’s
My ideal dish
I like them thin
And I like them lean
Because it takes a waif
To keep me keen
A skinny girl that’s
My ideal treat
For the nearer the bone
The sweeter the meat
HAIR
Some men love them red
Others love them brown
Some men like it up
Others like it down
Some men love them mousy
Others love them black
Some men like it forward
Others like it back
Some men love it ginger
Others love it blonde
I don’t care about there hair
Its girls themselves I’m fond
TROUBLE AND STRIFE
I love being married to my dear “trouble and strife”
It's so great to find that special one to make my wife
The one that I want to annoy for the rest of my life
A WOMANS VIEW
Have you seen that bottle blonde?
She asks her friend to look again
If that girl doesn’t dye her hair
Then she must dye her roots then
A MANS VIEW
Have you seen that smashing blonde?
He asks his mate who looks a lot
What about her collar and cuffs
Do you think they match or not?
ANOTHER SURVEY
Another survey released today
Why they bother I fail to see
Saying that men prefer sex it seems
On days beginning with the letter t
So is it Tuesday’s and Thursday’s
Or tomorrow and today
SIX GOOD MEN
When six men were
Kicking and punching
My mother-in-law the other day
My wife said to me
'Are you going to help?'
'No, Six should be enough I’d say'
