SPOT THE PARTNER
Trying to find a partner in life
Is like looking for parking places
The good ones have already gone
And the rest are disabled spaces
ACUTE NEED
Needing someone is like needing a parachute
If they aren’t there the first time your need is acute
Any risk of needing them again is quite minute
ONLY ONE WIFE
If you have one wife too many
It’s known as bigamy by name
Having one is called monogamy
But is one too many all the same
DON’T ARGUE
Consider this before arguing with your wife
Remember this before risking limb and life
There are two effective theories it is said
But neither one works so keep quiet instead
LISTEN TO THIS
Married life is full of excitement and frustrations
In the first year the husband speaks and the wife listens
In the second year the wife speaks and the husband listens
In the third year, they both speak and the neighbor listens
D.I.V.O.R.C.E.
To divorce is so expensive
With the legal costs to count
And with division of property
The costs begin to mount
So with the cost so high
Why is it desired by so many?
Is it that they are all sadistic
Or is it worth every penny?
WHAT SMALL FEET
Why do women have smaller feet?
Smaller than men, small and neat
Why are they smaller do you think?
So they can stand closer to the sink
APPEAR EDUCATED
Women it is said
Pay far more attention
To their appearance
Than to their education
They don’t care about
Improving the mind
For many men are stupid
But very few are blind
THE MARRYING KIND
I think the best of men to marry
Are the ones who wear an earring
For they’re used to feeling pain
And they’re used to jewelry buying
