CONCEIT
What is the height of conceit?
That’s an easy one to claim
Its having an orgasm and then
Calling out your OWN name
MACHO MAN
The definition of a macho man
I will answer that one if I can
Is a man who jogs home to tea
After he’s just had a vasectomy
LAVA LAMP
My man is like a lava lamp
That’s what I said all right
He is quite nice to look at
But he’s just not very bright
GO FISH
Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day
But if you teach him how to fish, let’s say
He will sit in a boat and drink beer all day
WILDE ABOUT OSCAR
To compensate him for what he is not
Imagination is a quality given to a man
And a sense of humour was provided then
To console him for what he is – poor man
RICH ROAST
They say men are like Coffee
That’s what I heard all right
The best are rich and warm
And keep you up all night
HUSBAND’S WINE
A husband is like a palatable wine
Having started in a bunch as a grape
Then stomped on in order to refine
Kept in the dark to ripen and mature
Until fit company with whom to dine
