NOT SO HOT DOGS
There are many things that get my rag
The worst one of all that really grates
Is why do hot dogs come ten to a bag?
And the buns come packed in eight’s?
SUSHI
Sushi is officially now a delicacy
That’s what they say at any rate
It’s known to the rest of the world
However and to fishermen as bait
FRUITFUL LIFE
If life deals you lemons
Make lemonade they said
If it deals you tomatoes
Make Bloody Mary’s instead
CUISINE QUERY
If you were to eat
Pasta and antipasta
Would you still hunger
For a starter?
CREAM DATE
Why does sour cream?
Have a date to use by
After all it needs to be off
In order for it to qualify
REAL ALE
I should say to avoid confusion
That reality is merely an illusion
Now this shouldn’t cause anxiety
It’s just brought on by sobriety
BAR NONE
A neutron walks into a bar
"I'd like a beer" he asked
The barman serves up a beer
Promptly as he was tasked
"How much will that be?"
Asks the neutron
"For you?" "No charge."
Replies the barman
BUTTY SNOBBERY
My wife has always believed
In Triangular sandwich superiority
In taste to the square
Common or garden variety
I’LL HANG ON FOR A DRINK
An alcoholic is not so drunk
If he can hold for all he’s worth
To one solitary blade of grass
So he will not fall off the earth
MNSTROINEE
Just answer me this one
At any rate
Is alphabet soup wasted?
On the illiterate
