WARNING TO DRINKERS # 6
New health warnings should be
On bottles and tins for us to see
Warnings clearly on display
That the consumption of alcohol may
Make you think you can sit chatting
With the opposite sex without spitting
WARNING TO DRINKERS # 7
New health warnings should be
On bottles and tins for us to see
Warnings clearly on display:
That the consumption of alcohol may
Create the illusion that you are tougher, faster
And better looking than most people and smarter
WARNING TO DRINKERS # 8
New health warnings should be
On bottles and tins for us to see
Warnings clearly on display
That the consumption of alcohol may
Make it appear to you
That people are laughing WITH you
WARNING TO DRINKERS # 9
New health warnings should be
On bottles and tins for us to see
Warnings clearly on display
That the consumption of alcohol may
As a result of being tipsy
Result in a pregnancy
WARNING TO DRINKERS # 10
New health warnings should be
On bottles and tins for us to see
Warnings clearly on display:
That the consumption of alcohol may
Especially when drinks are mixed
Result in you getting your ass kicked
