FACTS OF LIFE – CONSCIENCE
According to my dear wife
It’s just a simple fact of life
A clear conscience is actually
Just the sign of a bad memory
DOG HOUSE
If your dog was barking at the back door
And your wife was knocking on the front
Who would be let in first? The dog because
He’d shut up once he was in, to be blunt
WHAT DID I DO?
What is it that you could have done, when?
Your wife walks over to you in your den
Slaps your face hard and walks away then
Obviously you left the chain to long again
THE BEER QUESTION
How many men do you think it takes?
To open a cool satisfying can of beer?
None of course because it should be
Open when she takes it to his chair
SPOT THE BALL
Well the difference is between
A golf ball and a wife’s G-Spot?
A man will spend time searching
For their golf ball’s quite a lot
FORTYFIED
The difference between his girlfriend
And his wife is about 45 pounds of fat
The difference between her boyfriend
And her husband is 45 minutes flat
IN THE KNOW
The only woman to
Really know
Where hubby is at night
Is a Widow
EQUALITY LIBERTY FRATERNITY
Since time began Mankind have striven
For simple rights that should be god given
Its true when were born we’re equal and free
But some then some go and chose to marry
ONE MAN AND HIS DOG AGAIN
The difference between
A husband and a dog when new
Is that After a year,
The dog is still excited to see you
WEIGHING UP WOMEN
Why is it that married women seem to weight?
So much more than single women do today
This subject has been the cause of much debate
The reason I believe to be true goes this way
When single women arrive back at home
They see what is in the fridge then go to bed
When married women arrive back at home
See what’s in bed then go to the fridge instead
