SEE BOTH SIDES
There are two sides to any argument
And there are two sides to represent
There are two sides to every divorce
Your side and BUTT heads of course
MUSIC OF MARRIAGE
I think Marriage is very much
Like a violin or some such
After the sweet music is over
Strings are attached moreover
INSTITUTIONALISED
Marriage is a well-known institution
In which there are winners and losers
First a man will lose his Bachelor's Degree
And then the woman gets her Masters
GO FISH
My wife told me if I go fishing
Just one more time, today
Then she's going to leave me
I'm going to miss her in a way
JACK AND THE WIFE
A happy marriage is
A matter of giving and taking
One gives and the other takes
And no mistaking
HELL OH LOVER
It was once said by a lover
He’d go through hell for her
So they got married and well
Now he is going through hell
HUMEROUS HUBBY
A husband is living proof
If any were needed
That a wife can take a joke
It could be conceded
WHAT A NERVE
A husband is what's left
Of a lover its been proved
After the lover’s nerve
Has actually been removed
THE WORD IS
Marriage I have heard
Is not merely a word
It is more of a sentence
In particular a life sentence
WEDDING BAND
Marriage is a thing
Which will put a ring
On a woman's finger
And two more under
The men's eyes
The poor guys
