GOD HELP ME
In my latter years I only ask
That God grant me in my senility
To forget people I never liked at any rate
And the good fortune
To run into the people that I do like
And the eyesight to differentiate
NOTHING
When I was a young man
I started out with nothing
And now that I’m a senior
I still have most of it
PEARL OF WISDOM
In my youth
The world was my oyster
Now in middle age
The world is my ulcer
CELEBRITY BIG BROTHER
It's hard to make a come back
Let me make that clear
It's hard to make a come back
When you haven't been anywhere.
SOLVENT
I’m not a wealthy man
But it's not hard to meet expenses
I find they're everywhere
Which make me very tense
THE HEREAFTER
These days, now I’m getting older
I spend a lot of time
Thinking about the hereafter
I go into a room to get something
And when I get there
I think why am I here? And what was I after
SENIOR DAREDEVIL
I have reached the age
That when I’m out driving
And I go through a tunnel
I find it very exciting
