Home

MY BROTHERS GIRLFRIEND

Posted by Biggus on August 10, 2008 - 10:53
from the ABC set RELATIONSHIPS

My brother has a new lady
She’s very nice but no beauty
Tall and slim with a nice figure
She definitely pulls his trigger
He is besotted with her sadly
And he dotes on her quite madly
He calls her his little hollyhock
While we all call her Bob Foc
As she has a Body Off Baywatch
And a Face Off Crimewatch

Discuss this piece in the abctales forum


Comments

RichardX | September 26, 2009 - 08:39

Spam
Just who the heck is Nicole Eggert, and why should anyone care what she does? Well, the evidence is that we shouldn't – but the big news is that she's going to be on the upcoming season of Celebrity Fit Club, along with Kevin Federline and Bobby Brown. Her CV is not impressive. She was a model (snore) and that parlayed it into acting gigs, although she was also a child actress that made her film debut at the tender age of 8. She had a decent enough TV career – on Charles in Charge and Baywatch. Baywatch, as anyone knows, is a hotbed of acting talent. (By that we mean that no serious actor would have ever been on Baywatch. Our apologies to the Hoff, but his acting talent is…nonexistent.) Let's hope that Nicole Eggert can get some paycheck loans (spam link removed by FTSE 26/9/09) or something and go away.

Biggus | September 26, 2009 - 10:03

An interesting rant.
Though why did you chose to do it in responce to my poem?