Girls in short dresses with black satin panties
G-strings and thongs and exotic scanties
Innocent lookers who do naughty things
These are a few of my favourite things
Firm rounded buttocks and waists that are tiny
A look in the eye that says “I’m Mandy try me”
A flirt in a skirt who looks like she sins
These are a few of my favourite things
When the lust strikes
When the urge stings
When I'm feeling taught
I simply remember my favourite things
And then find an easy sort

Comments
jennifer | January 15, 2012 - 09:01
Racy stuff! Very funny; an excellent reworking of the rather more innocent original!
J x
Biggus | January 15, 2012 - 12:44
Yes Thanks Jenny, I cant picture Julie singing this one.
Cavalcaderl | January 15, 2012 - 15:05
new Biggus!
Hey! Biggus,not my words no!
Well have it under erotica correct.
But actually humming your poem
goes to it. But never get me sing!
that way! No! No! very naughty, as you
explained. Did make me have a little laugh!
Used to change, then baby's nappy and sing
right words, and she would giggle. Going back though
So glad can't smell.
julie
Cavalcaderl | January 15, 2012 - 15:07
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Stan | January 15, 2012 - 17:08
Very funny... you dirty old man, you!
Join the club! ;)
Biggus | January 15, 2012 - 18:43
thanks Julie
Biggus | January 15, 2012 - 18:44
Cheers Stan
Even dirty old men need lust
Stan | January 15, 2012 - 18:46
...or raincoats!
Biggus | January 15, 2012 - 22:56
Do they still wear raincoats?