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MY GIRL HAS DUMPED ME

Posted by Biggus on June 10, 2011 - 08:57
from the ABC set RELATIONSHIPS

My girls dumped me
For some hirsute Brute
I was gob smacked
I said strewth Ruth
You can’t leave me for him
Not that prick Mick
Well he wanted to fight for her
But I called a truce Bruce
I said I don’t want you to go
To tell you the truth Ruth
But you’ve made your choice
And it’s thick Mick
I had tears in my eyes
I was bellowing like a moose Bruce
As I helped her into her truck
God I’ll miss that beaut Ute

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Comments

L G Meadows | June 10, 2011 - 11:32

Blimey Biggus, don't miss the beaut. More where she came from, strewth, its the truth!

Highhat | June 10, 2011 - 11:37

I have read all 3 today and I am sure it is not easy to write these little ditties but you certainly do it very well Biggus.

;)Pia

Biggus | June 10, 2011 - 13:08

Thank you very much Pia
You are very kind

Paul

Biggus | June 10, 2011 - 13:08

Thanks LG