MY WIFE HAS A TERRIBLE HABIT

Posted by Biggus on June 17, 2011 - 09:10
from the ABC set MARITAL MATTERS

My wife has a terrible habit
Of staying up till the early morn
And I can't break her of the habit
Of staying up till the dawn
Why on earth does she do it?
Is she up surfing the internet?
Or is she an incurable insomniac?
No, she stays up coz I’m not home yet