There is to be a new sanitary product
That is set to make cash registers ring
A new tampon in the shops by Christmas
That comes complete with a tinsel string
The retailers are extremely confident
And believe that sales will be myriad
But they have been at pains to stress
They are only meant for the festive period
Comments
Stan | December 9, 2011 - 18:47
Blimey. One to dangle on the Christmas Tree, I suppose. Maybe they should add a festive condom in case Santa Claus is coming.
Biggus | December 9, 2011 - 20:12
I'm sure they already have.
cheers Stan