NO FRILLS, MORE BILLS


from the ABC set Trains, Planes And Automobiles

No frills airlines will get your money
My fair means or by foul
This may mean them charging you
If you need a paper towel
Or if decompression occurs
And the oxygen mask is hanging there
You will have to put a pound coin in
Before it dispenses any air

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Comments

Highhat | August 19, 2010 - 13:23

this is the salesman's market- the epitomy of capitalism. What to do ?

Biggus | August 19, 2010 - 13:39

You have to draw a line somewhere, Cheers Paul

Highhat | August 19, 2010 - 16:01

Oh yes. I don't fly !!pia