If you're struck by a tension headache
Perhaps bought on by living with men
Or more likely it's the kids misbehaving
That forced you to count up to ten
If your temples are starting to throb
With the pain that you've been stricken
Quickly go and find the medicine bottle
And follow the instructions as written
It reads "Take two tablets every four hours”
And then "KEEP OUT OF THE WAY OF CHILDREN”
