At nursery school
Little Paul told his teacher that
On his way to school
He had found a dead cat
"How do you know?”
The nursery teacher said
To little Paul
“That the cat was dead?"
“Because it didn’t move when
I pissed in its ear” he replied
"You did WHAT?"
She exclaimed in surprise
"You know what miss,"
Explained little Paul,
"I leaned over and went 'Pssst'
And it didn't move at all"
