Pearl's a singer,
She stands up,
When she plays the piano
In a night club
Pearl has a sister,
She really pongs
And that’s why she’s lonely
Her job was entertaining folks,
Singing songs and telling jokes
In a nightclub
Shirl’s her sister, and they say,
That she once was a winner, now she’s hopeless
Shirls's a minger, and they say,
That she once had a shower
They said it was about a year a go
When she succumbed to the B.O.
It was rancid
Shirl’s a minger
She stands out
Coz she won’t lose the BO
In a bath tub
