PHILOSOPHICAL

Philosophy has often been used to measure
Presence, existence or extent of civilization
Philosophers seek knowledge using abstracts
As well as established rational investigation
To give you a for taste of philosophical life
Here are a just few gems to get you through
One-seventh of your life is spent on Monday
Or maybe Indecision is the key to flexibility
The facts, although interesting, are irrelevant
Happiness is merely the remission of misery
I have seen the truth and it makes no sense
This is as bad as it can get, but don't bet on it
Or sometimes too much drink is not enough.
I hope these have set your mind at rest a bit