LAWS OF THE UNIVERSE # 8
There is a corollary of lambast
Which should be printed in a book
Whenever an item is sought
It’s always in the last place you look
IF AT FIRST
If at first you don't succeed
Try try again?
If at first you don't succeed
WHY try again?
IS SIZE IMPORTANT?
The bigger they are
The harder they fall
I think the saying has it
Although in reality
The bigger they are
The harder they hit
IF AT FIRST BRUCE
By “If at first you don't succeed”
What Robert the Bruce meant
Was “If at first you don't succeed
Then try something different”
DOLLY WOULD
The bigger they are
The harder they fall
But in Dolly Parton’s views
I think the saying is
The bigger they are
The harder it is to see my shoes
RICH OR NOT
You shouldn’t care if you’re rich or not
As long as you live comfortably with your lot
And everything that you want you’ve got
THAT’S HISTORY
Those who don't study the past
Will be condemned to repeat its errors
Those who do study the past
Will find others ways to bring us terrors
IDIOTIC
One thing that you can
Really depend upon
There is always one more
Imbecile than you counted on
HI BROW?
The fashionable study
Of modern philosophy
Just lets us be unhappy
More intelligently
QUESTION
Is it questioning?
Or interlocutor-ing
Who is the interlocutor
Who is the interlocutor?
A statement or a question
By virtue of punctuation
