POSH TOTTIE


from the ABC set No Sex Please We're British

She was posh tottie
Her name was Pandora
She was a throuroghbred
But an easy scorer
She had perfect elocution
But wouldn’t talk dirty
Even if she was drunk
And blatantly flirty
She’d say, put your penis,
In my vagina
And give one, one
You mater fornicator

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Comments

L G Meadows | September 4, 2011 - 18:29

mater?

Biggus | September 4, 2011 - 21:21

Latin for Mother

L G Meadows | September 5, 2011 - 09:27

ohh lol where I come from its a tomato!

Biggus | September 5, 2011 - 12:23

That explains your confusion

L G Meadows | September 5, 2011 - 14:17

lol yup!