WINE DOWN UNDER
Don’t buy any Australian wine’s next year
Because since they lost the world cup I fear
When we knocked them off their ivory tower
All of their grapes have suddenly gone sour
CAN’T PLAY AWAY
The eternal problems for all football teams
Was keeping players fit to fulfill their dreams
As with unfit players they were bound to fail
But today the problem is keeping them out of jail
WITCHFINDER
Witchcraft abounds
In Wimbledon
This is a conclusion
That’s forgone
And there are witches
Everywhere
See if you can spot one
If you dare
Agassi is one and
That Tim’s a witch
And then there’s Goran
Even e’s a vitch
SPORTY WIFE
Now I keep telling my wife
No matter what she may have thought
In no way shape or form
Can shopping be considered a sport
IN OR OUT OF SYNCH
If a synchronized swimmer
Were to drown
Would the rest of the team
Also go down?
OPEN TOUR
Why do they call it
The tourist season
If shooting at them
Is not allowed then
IT'S ONLY A GAME
"It's only a game,” they might say
It’s not a life and death thing
No one ever says, "It's only a game"
When their team is winning.
YOU’LL LIKE THIS
Something that may get you in a fix
Is demonstrating fancy card tricks
For more than one serious gambler
Just before you’re about to play poker
WINNING HAND
When you’re playing poker
I think it’s true in all cases
That a Smith and Wesson
Will always beat four aces
