TELL ME LOVIE
If all the world is a stage
As they say
Where is the audience sitting?
Tell me pray?
WHY ALBERT
Why did Albert Schweitzer die?
Or why Albert Einstein passed by
They knew too much that’s why
RHETORICAL EXTREMITIES
There is a rhetorical question
That gives me indigestion
Why is it your nose runs pray tell
And your feet smell?
RHETORICAL RHETORIC
There is a rhetorical question
That gives me indigestion
Why is it a question of rhetoric?
Has no answer to it?
RHETORICAL SMALL'S
There is a rhetorical question
That gives me indigestion
Why is brassiere single?
And panties are plural
RHETORICAL CHANCES
There is a rhetorical question
That gives me indigestion
Why is it that fat chance is the same?
As slim chance what’s the game?
SACHNUSSEN’S LAW
If someone owns some land
Is there some rule or law?
To determine if they own it
All the to the earth’s core
LIGHT QUESTION
Why is there a light
In my fridge geezer
But I don’t have one
Inside the freezer
RHETORICAL WASTE
There is a rhetorical question
That gives me indigestion
Is a factory efficient for its sins?
If it only produces waste bins?
YOU CAN’T WIN
If failure is attempted
And the attempt succeeded
Which has been achieved?
